4/29/10

A Dire Warning

Dear Asian Friends,

Lately, I've been receiving a number of comments in various Asian letters. I don't know what they are, or what they say. I consider this my fault for not learning Chinese. Unfortunately, a new policy is now effective. I will only allow comments that I can understand. I like mystery, but not on my blog. I'm not sure if you've noticed or not, but I'm not very mysterious.

To help enforce my new policy, I've hired some new recruits:


Once he tracks you down in his race car, he will head butt you with his super power: his mighty, mighty, spiky hair.
Yes, you should be afraid, very afraid of the she-tiger.

Finally, nobody in their right mind wants this coming after them.
I hope you understand and that there are no hard feelings.
Thanks,
The I-Don't-Feel-Well, and I-don't-even-look-like-I'm-running Runner.